Wake up-Patty wake up your surgery is over. Wake up-everything is ok. A voice from the rear says “we did not touch your gallbladder.” Another voice says “you had adhesions from your C-section and we took care of them”. Wake up-why? Gallbladder-what is wrong! Adhesions-what are those? Voice from above-Patty-we are going to move you to your bed. No tube down the throat-I can talk-good! Hubby is sitting in a chair watching-pain-I don’t have any. Is that a pain pump with “MORPHINE”. Push it and see what happens. I think I have been asleep. Cough-you must be kidding. Where is my pillow for my stomach and I might try to cough. Cough-cough Come on lets try a little harder. COUgh-COUgh. You can do better than that. COUGH-COUGH! What are those blooming things on my feet? Sounds like a respirator and look at my feet. First one moves and then another moves. Oh! That will help me from getting blood clots on my legs-OK for now. Short nap--Patty it is time to check your blood pressure--Short nap--Patty it is time to check your blood pressure--Short nap---Patty it is time to check your blood pressure. Pain pump-wonder if it still works-push button-hear beep-sleep--sleep--sleep. Patty, can you sit up on the side of the bed?--PATTY, CAN YOU SIT UP ON THE SIDE OF THE BED? Here use the bed rail to roll on your side and then use your side muscles to sit up. A voice says: “she has a catheter so be careful.”
Patty, how about standing up``~~~//\\~~~are you dizzy? OK we will wait a little while-you can lay back down in bed. Are you drinking any water? Oh--you CAN’T reach it! Guess I will check to make sure the pain pump is working-push button-beep! Wosh-up goes right foot-Wosh-up goes left foot!!!! Patty, I need to take your Blood Pressure----SLLEEEPPP. Ring-ring-ring-where am I? Is that a telephone? Where is it? Oh there it is--about two feet away from the bed on the table-guess I did not want to talk to anyone any way. I must drink water-I must drink water-sip ack-what happened to the ice. Hubby is very restless-go walk the dog and get some sleep and come back tomorrow morning. All night long the routine was drain catheter, drain wound, check IV, wosh-wosh of the feet and check blood pressure. I think I might have pushed the pain pump a couple of times but not sure. No pain--just tired of being woke up-sometimes water put where I can reach it and sometimes it ends up about two feet from the bed. Bed not comfortable-finally morning has come.