We are coming here today to say GOODBYE to JUMBO turkey wangs and ELASTIC EATING PANTS...we are here to praise and welcome Keisha to the LOSER'S bench and to a lifestyle of the fit and the healthy. As she crosses the bridge to Loserville, she will become one of the YOUNG and the RESTLESS...leaving behind ALL THE DRAMA of turkey wangs and thangs...and enjoying the ONE LIFE OF PROTEIN SHAKES...b/c with her new lil' pouch...if she tries to stuff down a turkey wang, we will greet her at GENERAL HOSPITAL...okay..enough of being silly and acting like a plum fool (LOL)...Keisha, welcome to the losing side, where everyone is a winner.